Religion

A lifelong Christmas warrior, Bill O'Reilly was in fact the first person to scream at a starbucks barista over the design of their cups. He was tragically killed by a yelling-induced brain aneurysm during a livestream with noted Twitch personality da_racist_pedophile.

Former president George Herbert Werbert Bush was a proud warrior in the war on Christmas who tragically lost his life after stepping on a non-denominational landmine. It is for his bravery that we honor him here and forgive him for being a fan of the Houston Astros.

Charlie "Kirk" Cameron was struck down by a transgender muslim probably, demonstating his dedication to protecting gun rights. He leaves behind his wife, the People With Blue Eyes Meme, who has taken over as head of his foundation, Christian Moms Against Masturbation.

In many ways, the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was the first instance, of "cancel culture"

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Crusader Cat died after the furry-left broke the bowl he used for his stupid ass haircuts, leading his hair to grow over his eyes, blocking his vision and making him crash his bike into a balloon factory where he was inflated, making him big and round.